1 00:00:18,760 --> 00:02:35,480 [Music] 2 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:35,480 oh you head of all the time 3 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:43,290 enjoy animal in spite of you worry about 4 00:02:38,849 --> 00:02:45,660 that house of [ __ ] anything to declare 5 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:48,720 I miss my go ahead to the Brighton a you 6 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:52,250 know hit on an Audi frighten you mind 7 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,250 I'm [ __ ] me now re 8 00:02:52,980 --> 00:04:20,720 [Music] 9 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:22,760 look here the man who's won 100,000 10 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:25,430 pounds he's coming here to this boarding 11 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:28,220 house where we are the only two females 12 00:04:25,430 --> 00:04:30,860 Oh besides mrs. Brown of course yes and 13 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:32,030 you can always poison her I don't think 14 00:04:30,860 --> 00:04:34,070 you're taking me seriously 15 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:35,960 you're so right Christine here you are 16 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:37,460 all set to chase the Mafia's money and 17 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:40,370 you don't even know what he looks like 18 00:04:37,460 --> 00:04:41,900 but I do look here's a picture of him on 19 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:43,000 the front page I did that the exchange 20 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:46,740 in law 21 00:04:43,000 --> 00:05:27,300 what's he advertising weedkiller 22 00:04:46,740 --> 00:05:27,300 [Music] 23 00:05:30,490 --> 00:05:46,529 [Music] 24 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:56,120 there you are mr. Blake how nice to have 25 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,650 you with us again and I'm glad to see 26 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,720 you're not too grand to stay here after 27 00:05:57,650 --> 00:06:01,340 winning all that money but as I said to 28 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,750 myself and I saw it in the papers I said 29 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:03,950 I wonder if we should see mr. Plagueis 30 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:06,020 or are they were saying at the Majestic 31 00:06:03,950 --> 00:06:07,700 this time but you're not one to be small 32 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:09,050 of a bit of black are you know course 33 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:10,070 not well would you like to see your 34 00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:13,570 rooms I expect you'd like to change 35 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:13,570 before lunch I'll show you out myself 36 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:24,110 nothing's too good for you that's what 37 00:06:19,370 --> 00:06:25,550 we've always had nothing well I think 38 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:27,290 you'd like to unpack and get settled in 39 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:28,970 I hope you'll be comfortable I have 40 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:30,410 let's fly all my other guests you know I 41 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:31,850 keep them happy understand you get 42 00:06:30,410 --> 00:06:33,350 nowadays off what they used to be are 43 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:35,479 they pictures of boyfriends all they 44 00:06:33,350 --> 00:06:46,789 think about oh well a nice feeling all 45 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:50,740 you I'll bet she was vaccinate with a 46 00:06:46,789 --> 00:06:50,740 gamma phone made with the blunt end no 47 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:09,950 ticket cards might take a car look Harry 48 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:12,650 I wish you wouldn't carry your winnings 49 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:15,200 around with you it's not safe I said 50 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:17,590 we're gonna rub myself no no I mean you 51 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:20,330 should put all this in the bank bank 52 00:07:17,590 --> 00:07:21,470 last place to put it a lot safe do you 53 00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:23,750 realize how many banks it got broke 54 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:27,320 lately no there's hundreds of them 55 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:29,720 there's the well well the Clydebank that 56 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:31,760 talk about the banks of Loch Lomond I'll 57 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:33,889 get the heads above water even the blood 58 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:35,960 bank is asking for donations yes but 59 00:07:33,889 --> 00:07:39,800 don't run influence me with out of 60 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:42,470 inflation what bicycle tires observation 61 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:44,450 balloons Hoopoe cushions I suppose I put 62 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:47,510 my money in the bank then what happens 63 00:07:44,450 --> 00:07:48,680 well you don't interrupt before no I am 64 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:51,520 the fact managers persuaded me to buy 65 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:53,920 shares it's a terribly 66 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:57,940 let's burn out the money on shares know 67 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:59,770 what happens what the bottom starts 68 00:07:57,940 --> 00:08:00,310 pulling out the market every day prices 69 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:03,460 are low it 70 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:06,280 oh she's awfully how about top notch it 71 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:08,770 not her you know where the markets are 72 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:18,580 crashing yeah whoo Wall Street Wendy the 73 00:08:08,770 --> 00:08:25,690 street the boss to set up and save 74 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:30,310 something on the crash I know it even 75 00:08:25,690 --> 00:08:32,320 worse quickly so much time tell me let's 76 00:08:30,310 --> 00:09:01,300 hide it's over in the roll you mad no no 77 00:08:32,320 --> 00:09:03,040 there must be somewhere mrs. brown 78 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:06,330 stains if the guests don't don't blow up 79 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,330 lunch should be ready at 1:00 80 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,299 [Music] 81 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:41,770 don't you be ready it - here they are 82 00:09:24,670 --> 00:09:44,230 now this is miss Sheila Gilroy miss 83 00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:45,640 Christine Russell when you simple Sheila 84 00:09:44,230 --> 00:09:48,790 Gilliam is Christine Russell was the 85 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:52,090 Harry flaker and I'm very happy to know 86 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:55,240 you and last but not least this is the 87 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:57,010 major I'm very pleased to meet you my 88 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:58,870 birth and welcome you into our heavy 89 00:09:57,010 --> 00:10:01,080 little circle thank you thank you very 90 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:01,080 much 91 00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:10,300 well doesn't have the pleasure of 92 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:12,280 meeting up a football winner every day 93 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:14,080 the word you know no but you have it 94 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:16,030 wrong it's my friend Harry my name is 95 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,590 Pike is it well here you must be very 96 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:20,290 careful with all that money of yours 97 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:21,850 invested wisely you know we must get 98 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:24,550 together and have a little chat over one 99 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:26,200 or two business metals take the Suez 100 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:29,230 could have a company for instance no 101 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,830 it's Clarence it in 1885 he said nothing 102 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:31,990 of the kind 103 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:38,380 he said money should be invested wisely 104 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:41,200 and shrewdly William will you be staying 105 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:42,450 here very long mr. flake as Oh may I 106 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:46,750 call you Harry 107 00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:49,540 please do miss Russell is Russell ho but 108 00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:54,970 it's not at all friendly I want you to 109 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:56,710 call me Christine okay Christine do you 110 00:10:54,970 --> 00:11:02,260 find many people chasing you if your 111 00:10:56,710 --> 00:11:04,740 money mr. flake er no she'd have to meet 112 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:04,740 my money 113 00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:19,139 hmm British consuls lost half a point 114 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:22,800 Burmese railway seemed rather unsteady 115 00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:26,290 Mexican plateaus down four points ah 116 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:29,470 here's an interesting item of news the 117 00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:31,000 popular press informs us I quote mr. 118 00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:33,550 Harry plecos the recent winner of the 119 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,560 record football dividend is content she 120 00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:37,630 tells our representative to spend his 121 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:39,759 holidays he's always done in the past in 122 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:42,279 the same modest little guesthouse in 123 00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:46,240 Brighton he is the cetera et cetera I 124 00:11:42,279 --> 00:11:51,190 unquote what a fortunate fellow is mr. 125 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:54,190 Harry play coz is should always remember 126 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:56,790 something that was told to me or some 127 00:11:54,190 --> 00:12:00,220 time ago by a roommate of mine yeah 128 00:11:56,790 --> 00:12:02,350 Wormwood Scrubs well would no no I think 129 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:05,590 people strange way that clear 130 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:05,590 [Music] 131 00:12:07,329 --> 00:12:15,100 man good it would my son and here a 132 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:17,529 quote only if you ever want to go 133 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:20,439 through it off without trouble you 134 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:23,319 better put your mouth to the wheel your 135 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:26,860 shoulder to the grindstone no better 136 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:30,129 than a wall to do you shape the old man 137 00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:33,970 of course yes yes yes yes yes 138 00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:36,819 regards to mr. Harry flicka's I rather 139 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:42,569 feel that our need he's crazier than he 140 00:12:36,819 --> 00:12:47,160 then yes I think - bracing brighten 141 00:12:42,569 --> 00:12:51,459 prove most beneficial physically morally 142 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:56,350 possibly financially hey what do you say 143 00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:59,799 my lady [ __ ] hmm I begin what do you 144 00:12:56,350 --> 00:13:01,779 think of this tell what seems to be 145 00:12:59,799 --> 00:13:06,779 fitting at the smooth surface of your 146 00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:09,480 delinquent equilibrium huh Candace yeah 147 00:13:06,779 --> 00:13:15,339 how do you think these fibers are coming 148 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:18,100 fast and furious I hope hmm pity that 149 00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:21,279 all the same number still we must not be 150 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:24,119 too critically I'm quite confident the 151 00:13:21,279 --> 00:13:27,850 peasantry will provide the usual in 152 00:13:24,119 --> 00:13:30,730 discriminating victims that's the only 153 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:31,569 sort of money we got yes you've said and 154 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:34,059 now my friend 155 00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:37,480 we must budget our Brighton Enterprise 156 00:13:34,059 --> 00:13:40,149 enterprise what's the caper this time 157 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:43,389 sport keeper my friend hey is that 158 00:13:40,149 --> 00:13:47,019 discussed before operation flickers now 159 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:50,169 we should require to return ticket to 160 00:13:47,019 --> 00:13:57,459 Brighton but clouds should be the five 161 00:13:50,169 --> 00:14:00,869 pounder mm-hmm accommodation at the 162 00:13:57,459 --> 00:14:00,869 modest little guesthouse 163 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:13,300 with the full board liquid refreshments 164 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:19,240 [Music] 165 00:14:23,889 --> 00:14:30,019 bully for you let here and now the 166 00:14:27,769 --> 00:14:39,050 little incidental expenses one adept 167 00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:42,889 wink are nothing sorry doesn't change 168 00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:45,320 much of it no no people the she's the 169 00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:47,029 major yes no they didn't drink we were 170 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:49,370 going to have together I've been picking 171 00:14:47,029 --> 00:14:51,740 earnest lips but they vast sum of money 172 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:53,690 of yours now if I'm seeing earlier I 173 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:56,410 have a few business context no major 174 00:14:53,690 --> 00:15:01,459 it's my friend Harry you want is it yes 175 00:14:56,410 --> 00:15:03,740 he's got the sponge UNIX sponge UNIX the 176 00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:06,350 critical disease now major the sponge 177 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:07,070 UNIX in the fingers oh the worst place 178 00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:08,959 you can have it 179 00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:11,810 he travels straight up brain and 180 00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:15,019 crumbles the arm no no no it travels up 181 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:16,699 the arm and couples the brain yes it's 182 00:15:15,019 --> 00:15:18,440 pretty horrible anyway but as I was 183 00:15:16,699 --> 00:15:20,779 saying about making money of yours my 184 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:23,690 boy um I suggested to invest it wisely 185 00:15:20,779 --> 00:15:26,000 now when I was financial adviser to the 186 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:27,589 [ __ ] until off distiller in mister over 187 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,100 proofs managing director you mister say 188 00:15:27,589 --> 00:15:30,019 to me 189 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:32,449 uh-huh what's this secret drinking 190 00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:33,140 session how did you know oh it's you my 191 00:15:32,449 --> 00:15:36,140 dear huh 192 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:38,110 yeah well we can't discuss business 193 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:42,370 matters when ladies present can we 194 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:47,269 continue a little gently tubs yes yes 195 00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:49,220 spunky weeks well what are you boys 196 00:15:47,269 --> 00:15:50,630 doing tonight well we were thinking of 197 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:54,170 going for a walk and stretching our legs 198 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:55,790 they're made of rubber you know shiranai 199 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,510 again to a show and we thought you might 200 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:58,399 like to come along 201 00:15:56,510 --> 00:15:59,930 hey that's a great idea spike how about 202 00:15:58,399 --> 00:16:01,699 making up a foursome huh well I don't 203 00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:04,790 know I was gonna go to the museum museum 204 00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:06,649 yes this is I like museums you know when 205 00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:10,250 I get me Museum yes can't get me out I 206 00:16:06,649 --> 00:16:12,230 mean they won't let your music well 207 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:13,810 isn't that a coincidence she was just 208 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:16,420 saying how much he loves music 209 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:18,160 that makes everything fine what honey 210 00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:20,320 when sprite can go to the museum and how 211 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,220 do you and I yeah Jesus yes hey wait a 212 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:23,200 minute 213 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:27,300 I'm not going to the museum I'm gonna be 214 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:27,300 Santa I want to see the show - Christine 215 00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:32,260 its Frank what I'd stick to my original 216 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:33,779 suggestion and all make up before so 217 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:35,800 alright anything for peace and quiet 218 00:16:33,779 --> 00:16:38,110 well alright then 219 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:41,529 come along she know we better get ready 220 00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:41,950 goodbye Harry Kim see you in half an 221 00:16:41,529 --> 00:16:56,050 hour 222 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:58,420 oh well spike she loves me mm-hmm she's 223 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:59,890 wonderful wonderful nothing take away 224 00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:02,140 her lovely blond hair and what have you 225 00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:05,589 got the most beautiful bald-headed woman 226 00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:07,180 have Brighton well honey I hope she 227 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:09,670 doesn't sting us for any expensive seats 228 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:11,650 probably well that spike out pay you're 229 00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:12,959 sure you can manage Harry you're down to 230 00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:15,160 your last hundred thousand you know 231 00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:17,260 mm-hmm well spike you better get ready 232 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:42,329 yes 233 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:42,329 [Music] 234 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:54,700 well I thought it would be a good chance 235 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:55,840 to get Harry alone I work better without 236 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:58,990 a crowd around 237 00:17:55,840 --> 00:18:04,260 I don't you still getting ahead of your 238 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:15,220 team then cross why not oh no reason 239 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:18,610 you mean by that a hundred thousand 240 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:21,120 pounds is quite nice well I don't know 241 00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:24,130 it seems like a mean trick Christine oh 242 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:26,770 I don't know and you do the same if you 243 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:28,480 were in my shoes no I wouldn't not to a 244 00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:30,490 sweet-natured boy like Harry it's 245 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:32,650 obviously since dozen could easily be 246 00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:37,300 hurt now you wouldn't be getting 247 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:39,100 interested yourself would you better 248 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:40,990 mind you don't I've made up my mind and 249 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:42,730 I don't want you cutting in you can't 250 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:43,390 say that Christine maybe you're not his 251 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:46,780 type 252 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:49,810 I wonder what type he really likes well 253 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:52,900 if he likes those boys shy kind of women 254 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:55,150 I shouldn't think so I'll tell you what 255 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:56,140 Sheila well I'll try the or try the 256 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:58,480 neurotic 257 00:18:56,140 --> 00:19:01,330 ed Davis type of woman well see how he'd 258 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:05,340 like that now you're Harry and I'm 259 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:05,340 neurotic and I'm Bette Davis 260 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:15,910 I love Utica and how lovely of you to 261 00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:17,640 ask me out I've got a locked element 262 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:20,869 I'll get cigarettes 263 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,869 [Music] 264 00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:29,289 [Music] 265 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:46,030 hey boy no I don't think that's his type 266 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:54,120 at all how about Gloria Swanson Swanson 267 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:54,120 in her heyday Branson 268 00:19:55,850 --> 00:20:20,050 [Music] 269 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:20,050 [Laughter] 270 00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:29,940 relax Harry relax 271 00:20:28,289 --> 00:20:32,370 Oh haven't you ever taken a girl out 272 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:34,740 before no nobody is taking like a 273 00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:35,850 surgeon at his first operation that's no 274 00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:37,380 laughing matter that happens to be a 275 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:39,270 very nerve-wracking experience really 276 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:40,919 yes indeed so many more have you ever 277 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:42,960 seen an operation no ever seen a 278 00:20:40,919 --> 00:20:45,840 neurosurgeon in operation no I'll tell 279 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:48,630 you about it's a done it have to a 280 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:50,179 friend of mine once he was a surgeon at 281 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:53,280 a very big London Hospital you see 282 00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:55,289 imagine it a seen the operating theatres 283 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,820 of a big London hospital all around at 284 00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:58,590 tears upon tears and medical still was 285 00:20:56,820 --> 00:21:02,730 watching him waiting fair Omegas first 286 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:04,380 mistake hmm in front is the patient laid 287 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:07,169 out for the operation coming in a big 288 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:08,610 white sheet and on the left on the left 289 00:21:07,169 --> 00:21:10,409 stands a nurse with all the instruments 290 00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:12,210 of torture he's very nervous 291 00:21:10,409 --> 00:21:13,919 he's very embarrassed and his first 292 00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:21,559 operation he's just coming into the 293 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:21,559 operating theatre hello 294 00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:26,990 thank you nurse no I'm not nervous 295 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:56,089 [Music] 296 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:02,760 you 297 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:44,140 [Applause] 298 00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:44,140 [Music] 299 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,830 you 300 00:22:55,510 --> 00:23:08,460 [Music] 301 00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:10,000 [Applause] 302 00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:11,610 [Music] 303 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:32,760 [Applause] 304 00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:38,580 [Music] 305 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:45,700 [Applause] 306 00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:46,840 you know we take out the time hey lace 307 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,250 but half of those girls 308 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,890 why shouldn't Mario suppose it upstairs 309 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:54,160 getting ready you know how girls are 310 00:23:50,890 --> 00:23:56,530 hey you know what I like Christine but 311 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:58,540 she frightens me well that she's a big 312 00:23:56,530 --> 00:23:59,110 girl Angie mm-hmm she's strong see 313 00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:01,690 they're ours 314 00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:02,860 mm-hmm well I should let him make a 315 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:21,850 monkey out of you Harry are we gonna 316 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:22,420 make a monkey out of a spike my you look 317 00:24:21,850 --> 00:24:24,160 lovely tonight 318 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:26,350 oh that's a beautiful perfume you're 319 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,570 wearing too isn't it it's Knobble isn't 320 00:24:26,350 --> 00:24:31,270 it no tabal oh no you can't fool me I 321 00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:33,310 know it anyway that Sabu Hey it's taboo 322 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:34,600 Sabbath the boy that washes anything Oh 323 00:24:33,310 --> 00:24:37,440 No can you think of anyone who needs 324 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,440 perfume over here that 325 00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:43,299 [Music] 326 00:24:53,139 --> 00:24:59,779 well my friend to see who that was 327 00:24:55,519 --> 00:25:02,659 oh that my friend was the man with 328 00:24:59,779 --> 00:25:03,350 100,000 pounds hairy flickers what are 329 00:25:02,659 --> 00:25:05,149 we waiting for 330 00:25:03,350 --> 00:25:07,549 add that they're not so quick mantich 331 00:25:05,149 --> 00:25:08,749 was fair not so fast which will make his 332 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:12,549 acquaintance in due course in the 333 00:25:08,749 --> 00:25:12,549 meantime please ring the bell would you 334 00:25:18,399 --> 00:25:22,489 good day - madam 335 00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:24,590 how do you do can I help you I sincerely 336 00:25:22,489 --> 00:25:26,629 hope some renovation city hoops ooh my 337 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:28,940 friend and I are seeking refuge from the 338 00:25:26,629 --> 00:25:31,039 hurly-burly of the great metropolis and 339 00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:32,809 we hope to find accommodation in your 340 00:25:31,039 --> 00:25:34,460 charming residence we've heard so much 341 00:25:32,809 --> 00:25:35,659 praise of you that it would break our 342 00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:37,580 hearts if we had a furnace we're 343 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:39,139 absolutely break our hearts I have a 344 00:25:37,580 --> 00:25:41,599 double room if you don't mind sharing 345 00:25:39,139 --> 00:25:42,979 it's a very nice indeed meadow splendid 346 00:25:41,599 --> 00:25:45,529 my colleague and I have so much to 347 00:25:42,979 --> 00:25:46,639 discuss business you know the sharing 348 00:25:45,529 --> 00:25:48,139 room wouldn't inconvenience us 349 00:25:46,639 --> 00:25:55,570 whatsoever well then if you'll just sign 350 00:25:48,139 --> 00:26:03,849 the register I'll take you out my name 351 00:25:55,570 --> 00:26:11,259 Edward Haines press London West 352 00:26:03,849 --> 00:26:22,070 occupation printer engraver and 353 00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:24,099 duplicator Miko Marcus graves your full 354 00:26:22,070 --> 00:26:24,099 name 355 00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:32,370 why don't you drop dead little lady 356 00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:33,870 later mrs. Brown you must be very busy 357 00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:35,580 this time of year I've great admiration 358 00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:37,470 for people like you who run things so 359 00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:38,910 efficiently well I do my best 360 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,800 now if you'll come along I'll show you 361 00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:43,230 the way it's the first floor we have 362 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,670 some charming people staying out of the 363 00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:47,730 mobile probably to join the window 364 00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:49,680 sunshine mrs. rahama you'll never guess 365 00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:52,860 who's in the next room to you ah merci 366 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,960 Pierre no no not the sharper yes he who 367 00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:57,240 yesterday cuz the jelly would have won 368 00:26:54,960 --> 00:27:00,230 all money in the football pools la me 369 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:02,100 what a turn-up for the book I think your 370 00:27:00,230 --> 00:27:04,260 failings referring to the book he's 371 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:09,300 right here he's a literary Jason linking 372 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:10,830 that successful of course I think you'll 373 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:12,510 find it's very comfortable for the 374 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:14,280 lovely view of a thief in the window if 375 00:27:12,510 --> 00:27:16,980 you stand on a chair Dean well out 376 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,240 splendid splendid Devon splendid lady 377 00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:20,220 you must remind me to get a chair and 378 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,270 trace one day I remember when I first 379 00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:23,310 took this place the state of 380 00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:24,930 dilapidation was a terrible the 381 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:27,210 wallpaper was coming off the walls and 382 00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:29,280 the paint workers aren't you thinking so 383 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:31,170 good mr. graves you know when a lot of 384 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:33,090 influence are about yes I realize that 385 00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:34,350 but I didn't think it but you don't look 386 00:27:33,090 --> 00:27:36,240 so good yourself sister 387 00:27:34,350 --> 00:27:38,310 not since I had a day's illness in my 388 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,840 life I'm not talking about your health I 389 00:27:38,310 --> 00:27:42,840 just said you don't look so good 390 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:44,910 well I uh doesn't make any difference 391 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:48,120 one day you're laughing and happy just 392 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:49,140 like me and all of a sudden bingo bingo 393 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:53,150 mm-hmm 394 00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:56,909 open your trap say ah 395 00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:56,909 [Music] 396 00:28:01,670 --> 00:28:11,190 [Music] 397 00:28:03,470 --> 00:28:16,500 no yeah he made me open my mouth Oh give 398 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:18,840 me that I shall see the drop 399 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:21,000 compensating to this deed he or not you 400 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:26,010 will be compensated in cash would have 401 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:26,970 we can get the machine working knees up 402 00:28:26,010 --> 00:28:28,440 mother Brown 403 00:28:26,970 --> 00:28:32,440 he's our mother bro 404 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,440 [Music] 405 00:28:34,619 --> 00:28:39,239 now they're putting head what rubbish 406 00:28:37,899 --> 00:28:42,719 chicken costume was in this bottle 407 00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:42,719 branding brandy 408 00:29:02,870 --> 00:29:08,490 and now let it now to work first of all 409 00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:10,650 we must consider microphone in our 410 00:29:08,490 --> 00:29:12,420 perspective clients room we might be 411 00:29:10,650 --> 00:29:14,130 able to overhear something that can be 412 00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:18,480 of our advantage have you all the 413 00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:20,850 necessary equipment huh I bought him up 414 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:29,670 a Boy Scout he needed the money for his 415 00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:49,830 income tax let's just do our good deed 416 00:29:29,670 --> 00:29:55,679 for the day first of all we must conceal 417 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:57,809 our microphone hmm looks a potential 418 00:29:55,679 --> 00:29:59,580 isn't it here I pinched it from the baby 419 00:29:57,809 --> 00:30:00,450 see they might have pinched a good one 420 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:08,160 whilst you were about it 421 00:30:00,450 --> 00:30:13,020 I wouldn't I only had four minutes huh 422 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:17,280 where can I put it you can stick it no 423 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:21,270 play oh the pool yeah there's been a lot 424 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:24,800 of it about hasn't it hey do you know 425 00:30:21,270 --> 00:30:28,670 one man dies every six hours of flu is 426 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,670 how monotonous for him 427 00:30:30,590 --> 00:30:35,510 hello what have we here 428 00:30:47,350 --> 00:30:55,480 all right it's mr. flickers little money 429 00:30:50,299 --> 00:30:55,480 box how sweet 430 00:30:57,460 --> 00:31:03,140 what do you think 431 00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:08,090 really good indeed huh made by very very 432 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:12,350 reputable firm yeah Royal Mint you mean 433 00:31:08,090 --> 00:31:15,200 arroyo just a movement let me so 434 00:31:12,350 --> 00:31:17,090 impetuous my friend you must release 435 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,110 this hoard then get down to some 436 00:31:17,090 --> 00:31:19,970 constructive work 437 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:23,120 oh yeah but we can't leave this wood it 438 00:31:19,970 --> 00:31:25,580 will it be yeah we criminal all in good 439 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,289 time let it go all in good time now 440 00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:29,899 replace the case and let's get there to 441 00:31:27,289 --> 00:31:31,639 our room yeah I will manufacture some 442 00:31:29,899 --> 00:31:34,610 spurious high-power notes 443 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:40,159 staging for the genuine article and then 444 00:31:34,610 --> 00:31:42,019 we can be taught with our day job listen 445 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:46,730 Big Ed you're a terrific man you're a 446 00:31:42,019 --> 00:31:50,690 financial wizard wizard lady with the 447 00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:53,600 wizard oh yes hang on terribly report 448 00:31:50,690 --> 00:31:57,100 mm-hmm it's very very funny of T right 449 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,100 now back to our machines 450 00:32:04,630 --> 00:33:10,740 [Music] 451 00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:55,360 close any close maybe the other side 452 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:58,660 [Music] 453 00:33:55,360 --> 00:34:01,839 [Applause] 454 00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:01,839 [Music] 455 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:17,050 this night and Andromeda has reached its 456 00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:19,330 zenith I come to you you may be 457 00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:22,810 initiated into the last of the great 458 00:34:19,330 --> 00:34:35,530 arts the art of metabolism 459 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:41,820 I saw a general think you know people 460 00:34:35,530 --> 00:34:44,560 tended in the audience you'll see now 461 00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:49,600 once you won't clap your hands above 462 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:51,960 your head like this and concentrate on 463 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,960 me 464 00:34:58,839 --> 00:35:04,440 in trade 465 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,530 [Music] 466 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:15,900 concentrate 467 00:35:06,530 --> 00:35:15,900 [Music] 468 00:35:18,470 --> 00:35:24,950 well those of you who can uncross your 469 00:35:22,529 --> 00:35:24,950 arms 470 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:32,460 those of you who cannot come up onto the 471 00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:32,460 stage 472 00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:43,680 [Music] 473 00:35:49,370 --> 00:35:53,219 [Music] 474 00:35:53,880 --> 00:36:02,340 ah this is what I require these people 475 00:35:59,310 --> 00:36:06,860 are now completely under my control in 476 00:36:02,340 --> 00:36:08,590 my power slaves 477 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:11,679 lower your hand 478 00:36:08,590 --> 00:36:11,679 [Music] 479 00:36:15,660 --> 00:36:25,140 you are now members of the Bulge estoy 480 00:36:19,619 --> 00:36:27,940 grin State Philharmonic Orchestra you 481 00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:30,250 you will rise above the insignificant 482 00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:32,830 role you play in life and will become 483 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:38,520 the first violinist of this grand 484 00:36:32,830 --> 00:36:41,520 orchestra second violinist double bass 485 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,520 cellos 486 00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:45,030 soprano 487 00:36:48,690 --> 00:37:14,599 [Music] 488 00:37:18,210 --> 00:37:23,900 [Music] 489 00:37:23,310 --> 00:37:32,210 [Applause] 490 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:32,210 [Music] 491 00:37:36,610 --> 00:37:53,330 [Music] 492 00:37:50,910 --> 00:38:07,400 [Applause] 493 00:37:53,330 --> 00:38:07,400 [Music] 494 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:18,499 [Music] 495 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:41,220 [Music] 496 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:43,330 having elevated you to the rose 497 00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:46,300 celestial music 498 00:38:43,330 --> 00:38:50,770 I will now transport you to the 499 00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:56,280 primitive the best still you are now the 500 00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:56,280 world's heavyweight champion fight 501 00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:08,380 they're the perfect coordination of mind 502 00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:11,710 and muscles the footwork the cross 503 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:13,690 delights the power the control this man 504 00:39:11,710 --> 00:39:25,869 has been transformed against his will 505 00:39:13,690 --> 00:39:30,210 into a magnificent fighting machine and 506 00:39:25,869 --> 00:39:34,070 that ladies and gentlemen 507 00:39:30,210 --> 00:39:34,070 [Music] 508 00:39:44,390 --> 00:40:13,429 [Music] 509 00:40:10,330 --> 00:40:13,429 [Applause] 510 00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:38,149 [Music] 511 00:40:35,050 --> 00:40:38,149 [Applause] 512 00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:55,170 I feel we had an accident oh well see 513 00:40:53,009 --> 00:40:57,450 the wrestler sure now you stop the show 514 00:40:55,170 --> 00:41:00,690 I don't think we're very popular around 515 00:40:57,450 --> 00:41:06,119 here accidents - are you kidding 516 00:41:00,690 --> 00:41:07,829 come on we're gonna get going yeah so 517 00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:10,739 you think all hypnotists the fakes and 518 00:41:07,829 --> 00:41:13,200 everybody's plotted mm-hmm who planted 519 00:41:10,739 --> 00:41:16,140 you well my mother said the stork 520 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:18,869 brought us huh his mother one mm-hmm one 521 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:20,759 of triplets one of us as a girl and what 522 00:41:18,869 --> 00:41:23,579 was the said you never found out 523 00:41:20,759 --> 00:41:27,539 it flew away if I'd been in the cradle 524 00:41:23,579 --> 00:41:30,299 with you I'd have done the same well my 525 00:41:27,539 --> 00:41:32,400 dear hands I'm sure you'll find the dog 526 00:41:30,299 --> 00:41:35,910 coconut corporation is a flourishing 527 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:40,459 concern maybe enormous dividend counted 528 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:40,459 up to me oh no no charge it up to me 529 00:41:40,709 --> 00:41:42,839 so do I charge it up to here oh very 530 00:41:42,450 --> 00:41:46,289 good sir 531 00:41:42,839 --> 00:41:46,559 well major back to business yes of 532 00:41:46,289 --> 00:41:50,549 course 533 00:41:46,559 --> 00:41:52,709 well here are my dessert 100 shares in 534 00:41:50,549 --> 00:41:56,519 the North Pole coconut corporation yeah 535 00:41:52,709 --> 00:42:06,479 fine and here you are my friend 100 536 00:41:56,519 --> 00:42:08,640 pound in crisp new fibers well link us 537 00:42:06,479 --> 00:42:15,869 up and now if you'll excuse me I have 538 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:18,479 some fins to meet but of god lady 539 00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:20,130 there's one born every minute I get 540 00:42:18,479 --> 00:42:25,430 there's one born every minute 541 00:42:20,130 --> 00:42:25,430 - his balls a horrible I did you cannot 542 00:42:26,930 --> 00:42:30,650 let me get you a drink 543 00:42:31,910 --> 00:42:36,509 Harry Harry Harry 544 00:42:34,229 --> 00:42:39,449 my name's spike you know my dear this is 545 00:42:36,509 --> 00:42:41,249 wearing a bit thin is it my boy so it is 546 00:42:39,449 --> 00:42:44,160 oh where we can zoom rectify that can't 547 00:42:41,249 --> 00:42:45,809 wait to launch unit everything I have 548 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,190 some shares of a certain little tail 549 00:42:45,809 --> 00:42:49,369 some other time major we were just 550 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:49,369 leaving 551 00:42:54,790 --> 00:43:03,490 for bargains from durricks your gin sir 552 00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:05,560 you ever think it would you think what 553 00:43:03,490 --> 00:43:07,630 sir well there they all seem to have 554 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:09,220 contracted the dreadful affliction what 555 00:43:07,630 --> 00:43:12,100 affliction sir it's ponderings 556 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:13,960 most pernicious disease the natives used 557 00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:16,780 to get it in their bazaars very nasty 558 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:19,150 place to get it's the worst fear he was 559 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:21,250 to Marin my dogs we had shoot him 560 00:43:19,150 --> 00:43:24,220 ready yes sometimes had to shoot the 561 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:26,160 dogs as well were they mad well they 562 00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:28,600 weren't very pleased about it you real 563 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,910 good even bomb good evening sir 564 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:33,220 a large gin please I'm celebrating 565 00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:34,870 tonight celebrating sir and what is the 566 00:43:33,220 --> 00:43:40,380 application I've just buried my 567 00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:40,380 mother-in-law I had to she died 568 00:43:40,620 --> 00:43:45,570 don't use me son 569 00:43:42,670 --> 00:43:47,770 but I am I seem to know your face you do 570 00:43:45,570 --> 00:43:50,440 let me know I see new download the 571 00:43:47,770 --> 00:43:58,780 chavín de ja vu watch having know the 572 00:43:50,440 --> 00:44:01,210 large gym very good vehicle this is see 573 00:43:58,780 --> 00:44:04,420 that trophy up there yes I bagged that 574 00:44:01,210 --> 00:44:08,350 who do yes I shot it right between the 575 00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:11,650 yards yeah that time you thought I 576 00:44:08,350 --> 00:44:16,630 usually say saving aim you have of the 577 00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:21,370 man said said ok well lady what about a 578 00:44:16,630 --> 00:44:25,690 little game of cut hmm cut but that's a 579 00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:29,530 game a chance chance lady not the way I 580 00:44:25,690 --> 00:44:32,710 played hmm now it'll speak shall we say 581 00:44:29,530 --> 00:44:34,510 well I'll bet you plan a pound oh I 582 00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:41,920 don't want to see your money lady 583 00:44:34,510 --> 00:44:45,040 yes it's insolence game King hot lady 584 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:46,300 don't show it to me the gentleman's game 585 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:51,660 I didn't want to see it 586 00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:54,900 ah akiko ace 587 00:44:51,660 --> 00:45:10,230 I so of course we don't believe you want 588 00:44:54,900 --> 00:45:14,520 to see a dojo dancer 589 00:45:10,230 --> 00:45:17,100 you must have a drink with beans excuse 590 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:24,150 me who you care to have a drink with me 591 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:25,920 why why like you yeah I've got something 592 00:45:24,150 --> 00:45:30,060 to tell you why 593 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:33,170 you see that fella over there he's one 594 00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:41,070 of the finest fellows as ever the breeze 595 00:45:33,170 --> 00:45:47,690 yeah who him he he's done more for 596 00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:47,690 mankind the learning of the fire breathe 597 00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:55,650 hmm 598 00:45:53,030 --> 00:46:00,810 still got this one Julius yes I've got 599 00:45:55,650 --> 00:46:02,420 them here Oh and the chest now yeah I 600 00:46:00,810 --> 00:46:07,610 knew they'd get you in the end 601 00:46:02,420 --> 00:46:07,610 have you any idea who you got the from 602 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:19,200 fools how you must hate him oh yeah 603 00:46:15,870 --> 00:46:21,150 don't go away when I'm talking to you 604 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:30,630 that's very rude can you stand still 605 00:46:21,150 --> 00:46:35,070 five minutes what's he done what's he 606 00:46:30,630 --> 00:46:38,910 done what's this I'm absent show me the 607 00:46:35,070 --> 00:46:41,270 watches don't drop dead a drink for you 608 00:46:38,910 --> 00:46:41,270 my dear 609 00:46:48,940 --> 00:47:04,849 hey Robin another brain brandy any less 610 00:46:55,329 --> 00:47:06,829 suda2 much well that brings us to the 611 00:47:04,849 --> 00:47:09,770 halfway mark my hard-working satellite 612 00:47:06,829 --> 00:47:11,450 you can say that I hear that Lee well 613 00:47:09,770 --> 00:47:13,670 that brings us to the halfway mark may 614 00:47:11,450 --> 00:47:16,700 had working test all right bright boy I 615 00:47:13,670 --> 00:47:20,060 wish I had your head stopped over my 616 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:22,520 mantelpiece come now let us not lose our 617 00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:23,780 sense of humor para debt is not after 618 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,089 all in a very short while we should be 619 00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:28,540 positioned of a large amount of genuine 620 00:47:26,089 --> 00:47:30,380 currency and then we'll be set for life 621 00:47:28,540 --> 00:47:32,960 well what are we waiting for 622 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:35,950 look at the time good heavens 12:30 623 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,950 howdy Caxton hurry 624 00:47:54,560 --> 00:49:05,440 [Music] 625 00:49:09,350 --> 00:49:13,920 well Harry what do you think this 626 00:49:11,550 --> 00:49:16,850 physique alright do you think it'll ever 627 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:19,320 take the place of the human bunny 628 00:49:16,850 --> 00:49:31,830 they were just jealous oh why my crimson 629 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:35,540 torso that's all madam this is a 630 00:49:31,830 --> 00:49:35,540 bathroom and never compounded be right 631 00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:45,360 [Music] 632 00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:48,510 Mouse Pike I couldn't stand it this 633 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:49,740 morning understand it any morning you 634 00:49:48,510 --> 00:49:55,050 should have brought so much last night 635 00:49:49,740 --> 00:50:06,120 oh I know I think I better get a refill 636 00:49:55,050 --> 00:50:09,740 I spread a packet last night madam this 637 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,740 is a bathroom and nothing nothing 638 00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:20,070 nothing like last night now be a nervous 639 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:23,400 wreck come in money boys how you feel Oh 640 00:50:20,070 --> 00:50:25,560 Oh make Sheila Oh terrible head it's an 641 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:27,000 odd shape but it'll pass in a crowd 642 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:29,550 oh this morning dear but enough from him 643 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,870 oh well I'm just on my way down to town 644 00:50:29,550 --> 00:50:33,890 anything you want oh yes please 645 00:50:30,870 --> 00:50:38,070 some morning paper money somebody dead 646 00:50:33,890 --> 00:50:39,660 hmm and some cigarettes for me too 647 00:50:38,070 --> 00:50:41,970 I'm sorry I'm gonna take a smaller dear 648 00:50:39,660 --> 00:50:42,390 oh it's alright I'll change around the 649 00:50:41,970 --> 00:50:45,290 bus 650 00:50:42,390 --> 00:50:45,290 bye 651 00:50:55,250 --> 00:50:58,830 don't do that 652 00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:02,970 hurry up thousand about the breakfast 653 00:50:58,830 --> 00:51:44,430 thousand ready twenty circling a second 654 00:51:02,970 --> 00:51:46,290 about your five could you not your mr. 655 00:51:44,430 --> 00:51:48,810 Blake is a mr. Donnelly I'd like you to 656 00:51:46,290 --> 00:51:51,480 meet our two new guests mr. Haines a mr. 657 00:51:48,810 --> 00:51:53,070 gray did I do that sure 658 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,630 well what did you like the guy I'm 659 00:51:53,070 --> 00:51:56,970 having frege's and since Mike Donnelly 660 00:51:54,630 --> 00:51:59,100 my pal I'm delighted know he delighted 661 00:51:56,970 --> 00:52:00,450 mr. play because I'd like you to meet my 662 00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:02,100 colleague mr. graves 663 00:52:00,450 --> 00:52:07,230 oh not dig a grave some six feet down 664 00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:11,130 under six feet graves why don't you drop 665 00:52:07,230 --> 00:52:15,180 dead spike Donnelly 666 00:52:11,130 --> 00:52:17,460 why don't you drop dead too the most 667 00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:19,110 enjoyable encounter mr. plinkus mrs. 668 00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:20,580 Brown has told me so much about you I 669 00:52:19,110 --> 00:52:20,970 feel as though I've known you all my 670 00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:22,710 life 671 00:52:20,970 --> 00:52:25,140 I'm sure we're going to get on very very 672 00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:27,000 well together this kickers hey I trust 673 00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:28,970 you sleep well I'll stop over like the 674 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,530 dead yeah dead drunk 675 00:52:28,970 --> 00:52:33,810 you know what that poor boys got the 676 00:52:31,530 --> 00:52:34,410 spoon do it on a strange dream last 677 00:52:33,810 --> 00:52:36,420 night major 678 00:52:34,410 --> 00:52:37,920 really yes I dropped two men came into 679 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:41,520 my room for me out of whiskey in the 680 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:43,260 crypt out again you are in a bad way 681 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:50,390 looks to me as though you've got the 682 00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:50,390 real spondulicks he want my cigarette 683 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,200 hello let the police station I want 684 00:52:56,280 --> 00:53:01,440 reported that five pound boats been fast 685 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:04,320 on me why'd you say a counterfeit five 686 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:05,730 pound note oh that's very serious very 687 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:08,099 serious matter 688 00:53:05,730 --> 00:53:11,069 tell me this and tell me no more what 689 00:53:08,099 --> 00:53:13,349 color is it white that's very 690 00:53:11,069 --> 00:53:15,329 significant very significant what not a 691 00:53:13,349 --> 00:53:16,589 minute no till I get the book I have to 692 00:53:15,329 --> 00:53:18,210 write down the details and the 693 00:53:16,589 --> 00:53:23,039 particular how would your houses know 694 00:53:18,210 --> 00:53:23,700 till I get the book anyone see me 695 00:53:23,039 --> 00:53:27,450 notebook lads 696 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:29,549 hey Charlie Charlie did you see me 697 00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:32,819 notebook the one we keep the dark scores 698 00:53:29,549 --> 00:53:34,769 in don't think that who do see ya now I 699 00:53:32,819 --> 00:53:36,660 hope you've all had sufficient speak 700 00:53:34,769 --> 00:53:39,599 myself Madame an excellent meal 701 00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:45,049 excellent and beautifully prepared it 702 00:53:39,599 --> 00:53:45,049 was much yes it's beautifully prepared 703 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,769 there's a gentleman to see mr. flake is 704 00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:50,609 with an American act shall have only 705 00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:53,190 well English chaps 706 00:53:50,609 --> 00:53:57,210 no he's wearing a hat with a small miss 707 00:53:53,190 --> 00:53:59,039 - my head screams I know this character 708 00:53:57,210 --> 00:54:01,470 has he got a Canadian accent he talks 709 00:53:59,039 --> 00:54:02,970 like they do on the movies and I do know 710 00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:04,319 him he's a Salesman he was here 711 00:54:02,970 --> 00:54:06,750 yesterday trying to see you but I told 712 00:54:04,319 --> 00:54:08,369 him you didn't want to buy anything oh I 713 00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:21,059 can handle these sales look fellas I'll 714 00:54:08,369 --> 00:54:22,650 get rid of them mm-hmm mr. blanka's by 715 00:54:21,059 --> 00:54:25,109 the merest coincidence I happen to have 716 00:54:22,650 --> 00:54:27,000 with me the magnificent magnificent joke 717 00:54:25,109 --> 00:54:29,220 book full of 10,000 gags and coveted 718 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,480 advices a laugh in every line I don't 719 00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:31,920 want to see it you can't see it 720 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,869 obviously you need glasses 721 00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:35,849 I represent the Wonder synoptic company 722 00:54:33,869 --> 00:54:39,029 try out contact lenses and put a gleam 723 00:54:35,849 --> 00:54:42,059 in your eyes we also have spectacle 724 00:54:39,029 --> 00:54:44,789 frames in all colors and sizes we have 725 00:54:42,059 --> 00:54:48,690 large extra-large and I wish I had 726 00:54:44,789 --> 00:54:49,980 bigger ears if you don't leave soon one 727 00:54:48,690 --> 00:54:51,359 of us is going to have an accident then 728 00:54:49,980 --> 00:54:53,549 in my case I represent the rigor mortis 729 00:54:51,359 --> 00:54:55,910 insurance company on the cradle to the 730 00:54:53,549 --> 00:54:59,569 grave we make your accidents worth more 731 00:54:55,910 --> 00:55:02,279 the more the agony the moral of money 732 00:54:59,569 --> 00:55:03,599 what does it pay oh well that all 733 00:55:02,279 --> 00:55:05,940 depends on the size of the accident my 734 00:55:03,599 --> 00:55:07,380 friend hmm suppose he got sound of a 735 00:55:05,940 --> 00:55:10,200 plane without a parachute 736 00:55:07,380 --> 00:55:13,680 well the parachute 1,000 ponch another 737 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:17,789 passion yeah well suppose I was drowned 738 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:18,950 ah even better mm funds what if I was 739 00:55:17,789 --> 00:55:21,140 poison 740 00:55:18,950 --> 00:55:27,550 and you're in luck if you're poisoning a 741 00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:27,550 plane the falls in the sea you're alive 742 00:55:28,130 --> 00:55:32,270 I don't want any insurance my friend my 743 00:55:30,470 --> 00:55:33,140 friend think of your wife and kids I 744 00:55:32,270 --> 00:55:35,270 have money 745 00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:36,440 you happened in that case my friend I 746 00:55:35,270 --> 00:55:39,079 represent the Reno Last Chance 747 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:41,420 matrimonial agency we have all types my 748 00:55:39,079 --> 00:55:42,950 friend redhead deadheads brunette why 749 00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:45,050 don't you go you're giving me a headache 750 00:55:42,950 --> 00:55:46,760 a headache oh I'm very fortunate to you 751 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:48,859 sir I represent my friend the one over 752 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,480 Tommy gasping company our product is 753 00:55:48,859 --> 00:55:52,160 guaranteed to banish any headache take 754 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,349 two of these red pills and your headache 755 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,790 will vanish it does yes but your hair 756 00:55:54,349 --> 00:55:57,680 falls out mm-hmm 757 00:55:55,790 --> 00:56:00,250 don't worry though take two of these 758 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:02,839 green pills and your hair grows the game 759 00:56:00,250 --> 00:56:04,490 about your eyebrows fall off never mind 760 00:56:02,839 --> 00:56:07,099 my friend take three of these gray pills 761 00:56:04,490 --> 00:56:11,200 and your eyebrows grow back in again 762 00:56:07,099 --> 00:56:33,589 what's that your headache comes back 763 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:36,079 I'll call the police oh you are the 764 00:56:33,589 --> 00:56:38,270 police is that a machine I Gilroy yeah 765 00:56:36,079 --> 00:56:41,780 she like everyone yeah she's here I'd 766 00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:44,660 like to speak to her please oh I'll call 767 00:56:41,780 --> 00:56:51,260 it Sheila 768 00:56:44,660 --> 00:56:53,690 someone to see you oh you wanted to see 769 00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:56,599 me miss you all right yeah that's right 770 00:56:53,690 --> 00:57:00,339 do you pass this five-pound note kind of 771 00:56:56,599 --> 00:57:00,339 Thompson's its back nice this morning 772 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:06,500 well yes this is my signature on today 773 00:57:03,829 --> 00:57:08,480 right see I'm afraid I'll have to ask a 774 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:11,390 few particulars you see it happens to be 775 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,579 a forgery Oh dread yes is there anywhere 776 00:57:11,390 --> 00:57:14,869 where I could speak to you privately 777 00:57:12,579 --> 00:57:19,520 well we can get into the lounge 778 00:57:14,869 --> 00:57:21,950 thank you very much oh you're going to 779 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:24,530 lock her up lock she up fun they got 780 00:57:21,950 --> 00:57:26,240 taking it away now she does she's been 781 00:57:24,530 --> 00:57:29,740 passing counterfeit five-pound notes all 782 00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:33,010 around the town money being possum 783 00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:34,990 enrichment he's grateful III can't stay 784 00:57:33,010 --> 00:57:37,270 under this roof another moment let it 785 00:57:34,990 --> 00:57:38,980 upstairs and pack the bags we must leave 786 00:57:37,270 --> 00:57:39,610 immediately we have our reputation to 787 00:57:38,980 --> 00:57:41,260 consider 788 00:57:39,610 --> 00:57:42,250 and met him who drew very much mind 789 00:57:41,260 --> 00:57:44,470 having the bill ready in five minutes 790 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:46,630 please join me it's never happened to my 791 00:57:44,470 --> 00:57:57,090 place before it s kind of medival 792 00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:57,090 positives candle hmm 793 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:11,470 hey ma can you wallet from nevermind 794 00:58:08,650 --> 00:58:18,700 give it to me quick hmm I got a hunch I 795 00:58:11,470 --> 00:58:20,230 may be wrong three four one three four 796 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:25,300 one two three four one they're all the 797 00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:26,820 same number their dad's dad's does dodge 798 00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:32,100 yeah 799 00:58:26,820 --> 00:58:36,040 can you mean all the others up there no 800 00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:36,880 poor boys home boys what on earth is the 801 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,200 matter with them 802 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:42,460 the last throes of the dreaded 803 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:44,190 spondulicks made you know sort of the me 804 00:58:42,460 --> 00:58:48,130 immediately 805 00:58:44,190 --> 00:58:49,450 Neelix please don't come near you must 806 00:58:48,130 --> 00:58:51,580 realize the musician in which such an 807 00:58:49,450 --> 00:58:52,510 occurrence please me now after all this 808 00:58:51,580 --> 00:58:54,520 sort of thing is proud to bring 809 00:58:52,510 --> 00:58:55,990 distasteful publicity when my friends in 810 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,620 the city hear about it and they won't 811 00:58:55,990 --> 00:58:59,320 like it a bit 812 00:58:56,620 --> 00:59:00,490 in sodium atom I'm forced to depart I am 813 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:04,950 so sorry 814 00:59:00,490 --> 00:59:07,210 Liam the luggage wait your sister was a 815 00:59:04,950 --> 00:59:13,260 rebel with a considerable about maggot 816 00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:21,330 no - oh hey mr. Hains you've left you 817 00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:21,330 hmm but the Haynes you left a five note 818 00:59:40,819 --> 00:59:45,569 does every one of them guts you gotta 819 00:59:44,789 --> 00:59:46,859 tell the police 820 00:59:45,569 --> 00:59:48,269 fill the police whopping a hundred 821 00:59:46,859 --> 00:59:51,380 thousand pounds from the Bank of England 822 00:59:48,269 --> 00:59:53,819 turned our overnight Lisa Clark Sheila 823 00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:55,769 look hangs and grades afford you 824 00:59:53,819 --> 00:59:59,539 soldiers give they've got a machine the 825 00:59:55,769 --> 00:59:59,539 prints of one hi 826 00:59:59,690 --> 01:00:04,280 [Music] 827 01:00:39,329 --> 01:00:45,069 kherington all right Tiffany - are you a 828 01:00:42,700 --> 01:00:48,759 man card to the Lincoln once used to run 829 01:00:45,069 --> 01:00:52,390 darks the White City a university is not 830 01:00:48,759 --> 01:00:53,140 a nice fella Tiffany - they set up dirty 831 01:00:52,390 --> 01:01:08,489 yellow jaundice 832 01:00:53,140 --> 01:01:08,489 [Music] 833 01:01:27,430 --> 01:01:29,490 you 834 01:01:41,610 --> 01:02:17,820 [Music] 835 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,560 you 836 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:07,210 [Music] 837 01:03:04,859 --> 01:03:08,920 well spiking looks into giving us a slip 838 01:03:07,210 --> 01:03:09,880 we've gotta find these crooks Harry 839 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:12,220 always sunk 840 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:13,900 please think you're the forgers if we 841 01:03:12,220 --> 01:03:16,359 don't find them you'll do 10 years on 842 01:03:13,900 --> 01:03:17,830 Darkman nah it's a nice place there's no 843 01:03:16,359 --> 01:03:20,020 getting away from it oh come on these 844 01:03:17,830 --> 01:03:22,359 crooks must be somewhere about let's try 845 01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:25,119 this way yeah but to keep us on for the 846 01:03:22,359 --> 01:03:27,940 police police oh nice place marine slave 847 01:03:25,119 --> 01:03:29,350 nice quiet locality of course we had a 848 01:03:27,940 --> 01:03:31,900 motor there you know three or four years 849 01:03:29,350 --> 01:03:33,790 ago high as telepathy mrs. Perkins 850 01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:36,130 shuttle husband three times our 851 01:03:33,790 --> 01:03:38,820 Christmas Eve that was a nice prison 852 01:03:36,130 --> 01:03:43,669 from Santa Claus huh 853 01:03:38,820 --> 01:03:43,669 [Music] 854 01:03:55,490 --> 01:03:58,640 thank goodness I found you what's 855 01:03:56,870 --> 01:04:00,260 happened no time to explain now we've 856 01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:02,390 got to find hands and grapes before the 857 01:04:00,260 --> 01:04:02,600 police find us look out here they come 858 01:04:02,390 --> 01:04:03,560 now 859 01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:18,670 click hi 860 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:21,860 [Music] 861 01:04:18,670 --> 01:04:21,860 [Applause] 862 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:54,040 [Music] 863 01:04:50,940 --> 01:05:00,709 [Applause] 864 01:04:54,040 --> 01:05:00,709 [Music] 865 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:23,320 [Music] 866 01:05:25,060 --> 01:05:29,170 thank you that's all right 867 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:51,800 [Music] 868 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,800 Hey 869 01:05:53,560 --> 01:06:06,870 [Music] 870 01:06:05,790 --> 01:06:18,059 [Applause] 871 01:06:06,870 --> 01:06:18,059 [Music] 872 01:06:21,040 --> 01:07:07,180 [Music] 873 01:07:06,130 --> 01:07:41,760 [Applause] 874 01:07:07,180 --> 01:07:49,260 [Music] 875 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:49,260 [Applause] 876 01:07:54,360 --> 01:08:03,400 [Music] 877 01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:18,659 [Applause] 878 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:18,659 [Music] 879 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:25,840 water 880 01:08:36,510 --> 01:09:04,129 [Music] 881 01:09:04,820 --> 01:09:10,050 there's no ridiculous people sharad 882 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:11,640 mercy support me you can say that again 883 01:09:10,050 --> 01:09:13,980 I'm just about ready to drop dead 884 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:17,130 besides they're hoping just isn't 885 01:09:13,980 --> 01:09:20,250 dignified read them up the sent by now 886 01:09:17,130 --> 01:09:21,600 hey we still have the duplicator they 887 01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:24,660 clocked the taxi driver should have 888 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:25,890 changed the wheel by now hmm we must 889 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:27,150 find an exit and get out of this 890 01:09:25,890 --> 01:09:29,190 madhouse posthaste 891 01:09:27,150 --> 01:09:30,930 hey trust our friend misty plagued us 892 01:09:29,190 --> 01:09:32,760 we'll have a satisfactory answer to the 893 01:09:30,930 --> 01:09:36,690 police the ownership of those done by 894 01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:40,290 partners replied John image come lady 895 01:09:36,690 --> 01:09:41,880 this blue just a minute he like you two 896 01:09:40,290 --> 01:09:43,950 gentlemen to accompany me to the station 897 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:56,220 because of course just an old lady hang 898 01:09:43,950 --> 01:09:57,810 on a minute will you hey I hope this 899 01:09:56,220 --> 01:09:59,790 little skirmishes done yellow sponge 900 01:09:57,810 --> 01:10:02,670 UNIX a power of good it did it has major 901 01:09:59,790 --> 01:10:05,040 mmm-hmm yeah boy don't worry too much 902 01:10:02,670 --> 01:10:07,140 about those two scoundrels please always 903 01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:09,390 get them in you know something major 904 01:10:07,140 --> 01:10:11,930 what's it the Northwest money please I 905 01:10:09,390 --> 01:10:11,930 always get better 906 01:10:12,250 --> 01:11:03,600 [Music] 907 01:10:28,370 --> 01:11:03,600 [Applause] 908 01:11:08,660 --> 01:11:11,920 [Music] 909 01:11:25,340 --> 01:11:27,400 you